JEWISH HUMOR
I’ve sure gotten old!
I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, I can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. I’ve lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license.
GROCERY SHOPPING
An older woman and her grown daughter were grocery shopping together. As they perused the aisles, the daughter turned to her mother and said, “Mom, you know, you really should eat only organic food.” To which the mother replied, “Honey, at my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.”
Su Wong marries Lee Wong
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong’s have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’ The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, ‘Well, two Wongs don’t make a white, so I think we will name him … Are you ready for this?
Sum Ting Wong
Wisdom
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.